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Kamalot! A Quick Tutorial

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Komrades!

It appears that many of our Patriotic Proles do not understand how “Our Democracy”TM works. Their apparent ignorance threatens the very existence of the Kingdom of Kamalot!!

Of note, our Strumabteilung Brown Shirts at BLM missed the Party-Approved Narrative concerning the coronation nomination of Komrade Kween Kamala to the throne without a public vote.

Either we must send our Brown Shirt “Alte Kameraden” in for an emergency re-education program and/or reprise the ancient ritual: Nacht der langen Messer (Night of the Long Knives) which we have not practiced since that sweet summer of 1934.

Of course, Komrade Kween Kamala received a "public vote!" But what some less stalwart Party Members seem to forget is that -- as Komrade Stalin put it: "...[it remains] completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this—who will count the votes, and how."

I prefer both a lengthy and painful “Struggle Session” followed by a very public promotion of those who lack Pure Party Discipline to the rank of Inert Agricultural Kompost Specialists/Party Necroproxies to serve as an example to the others.

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VORWÄRTS!!!

Statistics: Posted by Raum Emmanual Goldstein — 8/6/2024, 12:23 pm — Replies 0 — Views 78



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