Every scratch you make
Unapologetically stolen.Sincere apologies for horrible formatting. iframe *"Every Scratch You Make"** *(Sung by a Tesla with Sentry Mode)* Every breath you take, Every scratch you make, Every...
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Weissman Urged to Update His Programming After Interview Shows Him Running...
Washington, DC -- Andrew Weissmann, a former US Department of Justice official and Federal Prosecutor, was urged to stop by DNC (Democratic National Committee) headquarters for a software update after...
View ArticleFake Person To Primary Fake Republican
When it comes to bigly-ness, Texazistan is the bigly-est. Texazistan takes the bigly lead with a fake person challenging fake Republican, Rep. Dan Crenshaw, as a primary contender. That's a bold...
View ArticleProgs vs TPCSUB Waffle House
Progressives hit hard on The Children. All comrades know this. It is self evident in Progressives’ own words and actions that the safety of children is not their problem, or even a priority in their...
View ArticleBluebonnet Season Affects Gender
If it’s Bluebonnet Season in Texazistan, that’s the sign of Gender Season’s new crop of nuts.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 3/25/2025, 7:38 am — Replies 7 — Views 610
View ArticlePROPAGANDA: The Music Video
For anyone still tuning in to the regularly scheduled gaslighting, here’s a video that might crack your screen a little. Brought to you by nobody. Funded by nothing. Approved by no one. Enjoy...
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Department of Imaginary Concerns
Comrades, on condition that it's unbudgeted, this idea from Scott Adams is so good that I made a department seal for it.To quote from the attached story:"[The Department of Imaginary Concerns] could...
View ArticleBlue Wave Noise Canceling Headphones
Comrades, are you weary of listening to constant racket on the newz? Try the new Blue Wave Noise Canceling Headphones from TPC Underground Bunker Laboratories. These headphones are able to...
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Apple's New TPC-Friendly Emojis
Comrades, with yesterday's release of its latest system upgrade, Apple introduced seven new emojis, and three of them are TPC-friendly!A long time coming for this, symbolic of our glorious Party's...
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Happy 20th Birthday to The People's Cube
The first 20 years were remarxable!Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 4/1/2025, 6:24 pm — Replies 3 — Views 212
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Cory Booker Sets Record with 25 Hour Rant, TDS Researchers Concerned For his...
Washington, DC -- Senator Cory Booker set several records yesterday after speaking continuously for 25 hours on the US Senate floor. His feat broke the previous record for longest speech on the...
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Electronic Retard Finder
Comrades, I must strongly denounce the manufacture and use of this "creative new technology" Retard Finder.https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/0 ... anti-musk/Why would I denounce it? Copyright...
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...things left unsaid
This is so funny. Just read this article and it made me think of a couple obvious things that this 'pillar of US journalism' seems to have missed:https://www.breitbart.com/news/judge-or ......
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New Canadian blockbuster Red, White & Blue Dawn splits audiences: half...
Published with permission by Canada’s Department of Approved Cinema & Emotional RegulationOTTAWA — Audiences are in polite disarray this week as the surprise box office smash Red, White & Blue...
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Judge Boasberg Declares U.S. Constitution Unconstitutional, Issues Nationwide...
Washington, D.C. — U.S. District Judge James E. Boasberg, noted enthusiast of post-rational jurisprudence and the West Wing as constitutional theory, issued a nationwide injunction Tuesday declaring...
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