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The Blame Game Continues
Funny to see these slightly modified headlines all on the same page this morning:Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 7/1/2024, 11:02 am — Replies 0 — Views 47
View ArticleNew Fleet Of TPC Secret Bunker Waffle House Cleaners
Attention all TPC Patriarchal Secret Underground Bunker Waffle House and Tractor Barn executives, are you prepared to interview some cleaners ready to mop up afterwards? They appear capable of making...
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Fashion-Challenged Jill Biden on Vogue Cover Again
Fashion-challenged Jill Biden disgraced the cover of Vogue magazine again and the parodies are flying on social media.Since I strictly avoid posting on social media, I can't participate but I'm...
View ArticleThere Will Be No SEAL-Team Hit Squads
In their breathless rush to condemn SCOTUS for its executive immunity decision, leftist zealots appear to have received new marching orders to relentlessly parrot the false talking point that...
View ArticleRe-Educated School House Rock
Don’t be old school in how bills are written and passed into law, comrades.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 7/2/2024, 10:32 am — Replies 0 — Views 54
View ArticleRe-Educate Youthself
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 7/3/2024, 7:05 am — Replies 2 — Views 118
View ArticleThe history of presidential immunity
Link: Article II: Presidential Immunity to Criminal and Civil SuitsThe Left is acting as if the idea of presidential immunity were some brand new idea dreamed up by Donald Trump. Obviously, that's not...
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Happy Independence Day!
Happy Independence Day, Comrades!Let's hope we'll be independent of this sack of sh*t and his handlers after the general elections.Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 7/4/2024, 4:46 pm — Replies...
View ArticleRandom Poster Dump #1
Five new propaganda posters. Five new things you can share elsewhere if you dare.For those who haven't mastered editing replies in Poor Text, each poster is posted separately so replies don't have to...
View ArticleNewvotes cost a lot but it's worth it to keep our graft machine working strong!
This coming election you may be worried about the electoral chances of the democrat party graft machine that butters your bread. The polls may show what Americans are going to vote for but take heart!...
View ArticleHappy July 11 Day
Comrades,It’s July 11 - 7-11 - which is National Slurpee Day at 7-11 convenience stores. Freedom in a small Slurpee cup with a straw is yours comrades if your collective is located in 7-11 territory....
View ArticleFBIZI Investigation In Texazistan
The USSA's FBIZI, modeled after the efficient STASI of the German Democrat(ic) Republic, is hard at work in Texazistan. Ken Paxton, re-elected Attorney General, escaped the trap of his kitchen remodel...
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Biden Thin Dime Blues
iframe Stranded on D.N.C. Stage Debate DayBiden's shot, 'The One' says, "It's time"Biden's shot, 'The One' says, "It's time"Biden's shot, 'The One' says, "It's time"Ol' Jill'll spend it on Hunter's...
View ArticleIf and when Biden loses the election do you think he'll accept it and go...
I don't.I think we'll have the first presidential election in our history where the president refuses to accept the results, refuses to step down, and says he isn't going anywhere.What do you...
View ArticleTrump Survives "Mostly Peaceful" Assassination Attempt
While reports are still sketchy, it appears that former President Donald Trump has survived an assassination attempt which media outlets are describing as "Homicidal, But Mostly Peaceful" in Butler,...
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U.S.S.S. Statement
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 7/14/2024, 5:17 am — Replies 3 — Views 161
View ArticleMedia Issues DeTalking Points
Media releases detalking points on how not to talk about failed attempt to assassinate President Trump.https://revolver.news/2024/07/new-talki ... edia-scum/Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky —...
View ArticleDNC Quietly Trying to Recover "Enemies of Democracy" Playing Cards...
Washington, DC -- The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has been quietly trying to recover all "Enemies of Democracy" playing cards their operatives have handed out at college campuses, migrant...
View ArticleGOP Announces "Hitler-Hitler" Ticket for 2024 Presidential Election
Washington, DC -- The Republican Party officially announced its "Hitler-Hitler" presidential ticket this week at their national convention. The party nominated its presidential candidate for this...
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Trump and Columbo: Have you ever seen them in the same room?
I watched a few seasons of Columbo for the first time and came to the following conclusion. It seems to me that the people who accept or reject Trump are the same people who are charmed or not charmed...
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